Funny Interactive Voice Response System (IVRS):

Interactive Voice Response System (IVRS):

Hello welcome to ABC Telecom.
For English press 1.
Thamilukku irandai amukkavum.
Hindi keliye theen press karo.

For mobile press 1.For broadband press 2.
For bill details press 1.For technical press 2.
For issues press 1.For clarification press 2.
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If you are still on line press 1.If you fainted press 2.If you are sleeping press 3.
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Happy Diwali!
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Happy new year!
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Congratulations, you are holding the line for an year now.If u wait for 364 more days u'll break world record.To continue press 1 else press 2.
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Thanks for contacting us.Pl take our survey.pl rate our speedy response.For fastest press 1, for faster press 2.
To goto main menu press 1, to goto mental hospital press 2.